Lauren's Football Analysis
I definitely think Lauren has a future as a color commentator in the NFL. Here are a few of her comments on the various people involved in last night's Hall of Fame Game between the Tennessee Titans and Buffalo Bills.
- Jeff Fisher -- dies his hair. His beard DOES NOT match his head. Mid-life crisis?
- Kerry Collins -- looks like Kevin Bacon with his helmet on. And he sucks.
- Ralph Wilson, Jr. (the Bills Owner) -- looks like a serial killer
- Chris Collinsworth -- he played football? He's too skinny to play football! And he looks like your (Tyler's) Dad!
- A.J. Trapasso -- he's got "magic hands"
- Kyle Vanden Bosch (upon hearing he had groin surgery in the offseason) -- hahahahahahahahaha
- Trent Edwards -- runs like a pansy & he thinks he's too pretty to get hit
- Alge Crumpler-- feels bad about his childhood having a name like "Alge"
- Paul Posluszny -- looks like Matthew Cooper from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman







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